deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

(Source: rnerrychristmas, via deatheatersarereal)

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saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

(via dallascorleone)

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intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

(via onedirectioncutefacts)

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  • `Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah become king of motherfucking Africa.
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    lenalover:

i-fukd-ur-bitch